Spring is a magical time of year, birds are singing, barbecue are firing up and women are showing more skin. Let’s face it, it’s a dangerous time of year also. But, it’s dangerous year round, you say. Yes, but for the unattached, UN-involved and uncommitted have wandering eyes and minds..
Do you recall being passed everyday, on your way to or from work that female dressed like an Eskimo? Soon she will be wearing sun dresses and sandals, a short sun dress. You know, the kind that shows lots of legs.
If you were brave enough to ask what happened to the snow suit, after she told you how ridiculous you are for asking in 70 degree weather, she would likely say because she wants to get some sun. That is partly true, but only partially. She is now in competition mode. She is competing against all the other women for “eye balls”. Guys, she wants your eye balls watching her and, does not want to be made fun of by other women.
Gentlemen, be careful. While you are watching the movement of the designs on her dress, your wife, woman, mate or date is watching you. This could result in her getting offended and you getting SMACKED.
If you are going to look, either do it openly and boldly so you woman knows you are eye balling another woman. She might be the kind that may be willing to point out a few things you had not noticed.
Number two, do it on the sly. This technique is most often used by the committed and the married. It helps keep you, the eye ball-er, from getting into trouble with the MRS.
Number three is the safest by far. Don’t do it. This way if your sweetie ask did you see…, you can honestly say nope, should I have? This way you can learn a little more about the one you are with by how she describe the “other woman”.
Okay guys, its spring time and the fashion show has begun. Enjoy it and be respectful of her and yourself.